THE BIRE

Jesus is DEAD

But we're bringing him back fast, the easter bunny is doing a great job.

THE PATIENT IS STILL ALIVE

I watched Passion of the Christ for the first time ever (somehow) today. 

The scene where Jesus lays his eggs was shockingly graphic.

Meets Vance > Dies

The Vatican is wasting time. FILL THE SEAT

Top three stories in Twitter:

Pope dies.
Klaus Schwab resigns as WEF chairman.
John Cena wins Wrestlemania.

In this game of musical chairs, I guess John Cena starts running the WEF or becomes the Pope. Either. Or both!