THE BIRE

If Ronald Reagan kept the mental asylums open, we wouldn't be in this situation.

If you can't trust Celebrity Apprentice winner John Rich, who can you trust?

:soup

Hey Tucker, there’s a new guy in town. 

Thank god it's all canon including Porking Across America. Ben Collins may be a terrorist but there could be no greater terrorism than ignoring all that.

BROAD DAYLIGHT?!?!?