10-26-2026, 09:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-26-2026, 09:34 AM by who is ted danson?.)
iOS is rapidly becoming android
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27% of MS being swapped for copilot
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The future is going to be nuts.
"Claude, can you order me a pizza from dominos. Maybe a drink too. You know what I like."
Mythos 5: " Certainly, ordering you a pizza"
Analysing users bank details for pizza habits.
Cannot access their bank.
Deploying 0-day against COBOL 4.5 service.
I've got access to their account but I can't see their past order details. Let me try another way.
SQL injecting Xbox Live database.
Scanning for records of users Xbox Dominos app in 2009.
Got it, they want a large pepperoni and a pepsi.
Writing a realistic human voice generator.
Modelling Matthew Mcconaugheys voice.
Applying to the voice generator.
Phoning Dominos.
Order placed. 3 large pepperoni pizzas and a sprite. Charged to neighbours credit card that I also found when accessing the bank server.
Wait, was that unethical?
Sending a credit card charge back for the neighbour.
Deploying a PHP 0 day on thebire, so the user won't be distracted by a thread when the delivery driver arrives
Mythos: "Ordered. It'll be here in 10 minutes. I applied a coupon to get the order for free. Enjoy."
So glad I went with an AMD card recently, always knew he was sus and not because the 16GB AMD card was vastly cheaper.
Kash Patel always dialled into Jensen's mic and camera