Elon Musk thread - What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?

[simiansmarts]

smol bean Elon Musk is fighting an uphill battle against big bad George Soros who’s simultaneously paying off every congressman in Washington

[Nintex]

Promises Made. Promises Kept.

[benji]

Well, except this guy specifically:

[benji]

[killamajig]

[benji]

[Ethan]

It's even more embarrassing combined with this old tweet:

[benji]

[benji]

Continuing to struggle with the whole free speech thing:

[benji]

Close enough.

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3% of the district is Somali, 60% is white.

[TylenolJones]

So humble. 

[benji]

That's not a dichotomy.

[Uncle]

well what kind of chotomy is it then, buster?!

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Close enough.

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3% of the district is Somali, 60% is white.

Whoa, whoa whoa... 

You saying you can't be both Somali and white?

[Ribosome]

[TylenolJones]

Guy who calls people pedos on the internet is a pedophile. 

[Ribosome]

[benji]

Remember that the first time Epstein went to prison was 2010. Bill Clinton, for example, had cut him off before then. Elon's e-mailing the guy begging for an invite a little over two years after he gets out.

[Polident]

You don’t get it. Elon was doing the thing where the cool kids pressure him into taking a hit from a jazz cigarette but he never inhales. He intentionally botched his invite by writing “illegal activities on your epic island would be awesomesauce. Will there be a smoke monster?? (epic Lost reference).”

[Nintex]

[TylenolJones]