Random Talk

[Nintex]

Just been asked if I would like to be the business development manager of quite a big agency in Amsterdam that works for many corporate clients.

It looks like a fantastic opportunity. The HR lady is going to send my CV to the founder who is currently in New York and we'll see what happens.

A cut for Nintex on every deal and a much better pay for a far less stressful and demanding job.

[who is ted danson?]

Send the HR lady your tinder profile

[Potato]

Better yet, send her your bire account details.

And a dick pic. HR bitches love dick pics.

[Nintex]

Her mom lives in my town actually.

The first talk I had with her was sort of half a date. 

The girl that is currently in play is still in play. She is quite easy to stay in touch with because she literally says what she is doing or how she feels about things.
So she just texts: "I'm going to bed early and need some alone time" so I don't risk paging her at moments she'd rather not be disturbed.

[Potato]

Send her mum a dick pic then

[filler]

fuck her tight ass!

bareback!!

[Nintex]

She's calm and flirty again so hopefully SOON goddammit

In other news, my clown boss

So you're saying there is nothing we can do, no AI business model is profitable or feasible and there is no way to fix this. 
If that is the case what is your function



anyway a lot of people agree with me: https://europe2031.ai/ the short version: https://europe2031.ai/summary/ Europe missed the boat on AI.

The idiot lost 150k in crypto. I made a guess that is what had him all worked up, so I was shocked when he told me that was actually the case. 
He said it was a difficult situation for all of us. 

I said it's not so difficult for me.



Still if there was no path forward I should tell him honestly and now he demands weekly reports.
He made his own report and said there were improvements. 



I told him the numbers did not look correct and I will check them.

The other shareholders have not yet responded to his call to meet.
The race is on, the shareholder meeting or my job offer. If I have a job offer I can use that to unseat Yeltsin in front of the other shareholders.
Either I leave for the new job or they make me the new CEO so I can make the necessary decisions. If not I'll just continue to wait everybody out.

[Nintex]

It looks like a fantastic opportunity. The HR lady is going to send my CV to the founder who is currently in New York and we'll see what happens.

The owner wants to meet tuesday, he's very excited about my profile. The meeting is set and confirmed.  

My current boss called the shareholder meeting the same fucking day.

There is currently a heatwave.

Nintex your life is a not a movie. 

I'm conflicted though if only my boss wasn't such a soy pussy ass motherfucker and a real man I wouldn't have to do this.
One guy at our office took an offense because he had an argument with a co-worker if the window or doors should be open or not. 

He insists we shouldn't have doors or windows open when we're inside because of the draft. 

My boss is pissed because I talk more to other people outside the office is basically the gist of it. 

I mean jesus fucking christ.

[Polident]

There’s an arms race if you search for ninja creami recipes online. They attempt the fewest ingredients possible. One says “only five ingredients”, the other says “only three,” countered with “two ingredients you already have in your pantry!” And ultimately “empty a can of pineapples into that jar and freeze it. you’re a lazy fat piece of shit”.

So I go to the store for canned pineapple and a lot are sold out because people are pouring kool aid mix in the cans.

We live in amazing times.

[Potato]

I'm sure that sentence makes sense to people with type 2 diabetes

[Polident]

I think they’re bulking for the “250lb for 250 years” challenge. But most Americans are dieting to reach it.