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Quote:The problem is with the idea that an FBI analyst with severe social anxiety is sent out into the field without any backup

Sir why is this lady investigating the Zombie outbreak all by herself

Sir is it true that a top level CCP spy has a relationship with an agent with top security clearance? 

Does your girlfriend have stock in the Umbrella Corporation sir?

The President says this is a hoax so why has he deployed nuclear weapons

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(03-05-2026, 10:15 PM)Potato wrote: Poor writing in a (Japanese) video game? 
Titus

I was just playing Final Fantasy XVI. This one sidequest was really good.

Some NPC finds out his best friend is actually a slave and then he decries the fact that he'll be known as a bearer-lover all over town.

Strong stuff.
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Xenoblade 3 is basically animu holocaust Lawd
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(03-06-2026, 03:58 PM)HardcoreRetro wrote:
(03-05-2026, 10:15 PM)Potato wrote: Poor writing in a (Japanese) video game? 
Titus

I was just playing Final Fantasy XVI. This one sidequest was really good.

Some NPC finds out his best friend is actually a slave and then he decries the fact that he'll be known as a bearer-lover all over town.

Strong stuff.

Karen
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RE9 review: grace's levels are 11/10 no notes, leon's levels tend to drag especially in act 2.  
 
I give it an 8/10 - better than village. Hopefully RE10 introduces a new location entirely, the nostalgia wankery in RE9 was getting tiring but it is a 30th anniversary game after all. The series has gone to Spain to West Africa to Louisiana to Romania, let's keep up the world tour of bioterrorism.
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Resident Evil 6's storytelling has gotten better with age. 

One of the story beats is that some Chinese lab has created a new strain of the C-virus and had a massive outbreak. 

Really made me enjoy my playthrough last year.
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I never jumped on the Resident Evil 6 hate bandwagon. I do know where it comes from but I disagree.

RE6 was a tail end of the generation mainline game, the "encore" for players who had enjoyed Resident Evil 4+5. 
RE4 -> RE5 -> RE6 had been steadily building up to this. The characters no longer scared and weak but experienced killing machines.
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So Capcom dropped bigger action, more character variety and even bigger monsters and boss scenarios. Max out what the PS3/Xbox 360 could do.
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But it got blindsided by games that were considered "mature" and "deep" like Uncharted 2/3, Max Payne 3 and Mass Effect 3. 
"Gamers" wanted annoying wives and gay uncles in their video games not tentacle monsters, boobs and zombie presidents.

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I decided to pick up Marathon just to see for myself what all the fuss is about. I tried the server slam, but got killed by a bot during the training mission and didn't bother trying again. 

It is actually a fun game with great atmosphere. Graphics are stylish, music is peak, and it really is surprising me.

That said, I hope most of Bungie gets laid off and just enough staff remain to keep the game on-line for a couple years.

Also, been checking out my steamdb comparison graph each day, and waiting for the day Hunt Showdown has more concurrent than Marathon. Soon.


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Why would you wish ill on Bungie, if you like the game?
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Plus what they have done to Destiny. Plus firing the original devs.
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You're angry at LGBT representation in-game? What is that? 

Firing the original devs, yeah, I was unaware. That's a dick move.
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Donkey Kong Bananza

Great game so far. I'm at layer 101 or whatever it is. No pauline yet just a little rock thing that can sing.

Overall Nintendo just has a patent on fun. So far I'm just going into random directions and always end up at the right place anyway.
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Donkey Kong is one of those games where you just do stuff and have fun...and there's plenty of fun in there. However, it's also one of those games that would have benefited from being shorter as the experience starts to drag. Great ending though and well worth sticking around for.
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Metroid Prime 4. Started at 9 around midnight I realized I was still playing

Ice Belt is certainly a highlight of the game.
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Ice Belt done. 

Good momentum with the abilities now and finally some fun toys to play with that had been missing like the boost ball.
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