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Elon Musk thread - What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?
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Guess i was wrong thinking that being the mother of Elons child means you never have to work again
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(02-23-2025, 01:16 AM)HaughtyFrank wrote: [Image: GkaIQO9XQAAERAH?format=jpg&name=large]

Guess i was wrong thinking that being the mother of Elons child means you never have to work again

damn, I should've filed in Texas.
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Girlslaff
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Elon, why do your rockets not go straight up in the sky?
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SCIENCE!

No one let Nate Bronze find out about the geniuses posting on resetera. 

Cenk Ugyr
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when elon tweets while “fathering children”, he’s a genius level savant.

when I do it, I’m a sociopath.

huh
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it’s like pacific rim but with elon babies.
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What's the over/under on Elon's kids being more messed up than Will Smith's or Michael Jackson's kids?
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It just keeps getting weirder and weirder

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bazinga
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neuralink more like sneakylink
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and he's doing this all while evading hundred (millions?) of credible assassination threats, under skies darkened by masses of bomb throwing drones and crisscrossing sniper fire

"yes babe, you can post about whatever his name is. I would, but my security team has me at the SCIF in Joe Rogan's podcast studio."
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(03-02-2025, 03:19 AM)MMaRsu wrote: It just keeps getting weirder and weirder


That most of these apparently happen through IVF is extra funny to me.
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yall let this happen by indifference.
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Elon just unfollowed a Cabinet secretary after a White House meeting dust-up lol.
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The King of the butthurt shitposters.
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so people have been ddosing X?

and the richest guy in the world can't handle it? 

lol
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get out the airbeds

tendies all night at x hq
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wat
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Has the Elon crash out started?
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Welcome to the resistance Elon Musk!
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