Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[simiansmarts]

Do you believe Hunter Schafer will be casted as Zelda?
Yes Votes: 29 16.7%
No Votes: 145 83.3%

 
That poll is 100% going to be used as a hitlist. All those users who voted 'No' are being marked away for future: 
 

User banned (permanent):Transphobia, history of transphobic rhetoric

 
 

[Bootsthecat]

Speaking of women: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

How does this work for guys, exactly? They shove the thing up their ass to hit the prostate? Otherwise same shit as saying you are having your period 

You're a dude, motherfucker

[Besticus Maximus]

It's something that ate at me through my 20s while I was depressed and already not talking to women, knowing how easily it was used as an attack. It did absolutely fuck with me mentally and I'm still not even great about it. Sadly, I watch a lot of homemade porn and while people consistently say you shouldn't read too much into porn, seeing these normal dudes who just make porn with their girlfriends all being hung like horses makes that hard to believe.

[benji]

Sadly, I watch a lot of homemade porn and while people consistently say you shouldn't read too much into porn, seeing these normal dudes who just make porn with their girlfriends all being hung like horses makes that hard to believe.

FACT CHECK: You should clearly watch more of it until you have a proper representative sample before making empirical judgments.

[Nintex]

The rule of thumb is there is always a smaller and a bigger dick.

[DocWager]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-tired-of-the-transphobia-regarding-the-hunter-schafer-as-zelda-casting-announcement.1204014/

The whole Hunter Schafer as Zelda story is such blatant astroturfing, and these idiots are falling for it so easily.

First reply 

Trans rights are human rights.

I’m so fucking sick and tired of this catchphrase

Crazy OP, who has the most posts in that thread responds with “Period.”.

We got a brand new psycho prominent. Era is becoming the Dead Rising mall.

[Jansen]

Speaking of women: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

How does this work for guys, exactly? They shove the thing up their ass to hit the prostate? Otherwise same shit as saying you are having your period 

You're a dude, motherfucker

It's not for her

It's for the other woman she'll need to try and pleasure

[Jansen]

Now excuse me while I listen to Bad Chem from a young, strong, independent woman not controlled by a bunch of men from the shadows

[benji]

It's not for her

It's for the other woman she'll need to try and pleasure

Shreds?

[Potato]

Hung like your mom left devastated after watching porn -

Like genuine question, how are those any better or different than fat jokes or calling people ugly or anything like that? I know those are still a thing as well, but they are at least somewhat looked down upon or are called out, sometimes.

I'm trying not to read too much into it but if you're an already somewhat insecure young man, constantly hearing about how having a small penis and wondering if yours is "too small", especially when you watch porn, can actually be genuinely devastating. My brother told me his 15 year old son is already worried about it, constantly googling average penis sizes and how to tell if your dick is too small and what might help etc.

And it doesn't really help when people then say "oh porn isn't real and size doesn't matter" when "haha small penis" is basically a completely fine and accepted joke in every aspect of society, on the internet and even on TV regardless of political leaning. Like, what else could your takeaway be from that other than "this is actually the worst thing that could happen to you"?

I'm throwing bald jokes in here as well since it's similar (And yes, I do say that as somewhat who's gonna go bald soon enough). I know this isn't gonna change, but it is kinda frustrating to see that being just a completely fine and normal joke literally everywhere.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-bald-small-penis-jokes-still-a-thing.1203843/

So, a bald, fat, ugly dude with a small cock doesn't find jokes about dick size and baldness funny? 

[Steven Snell]

Hi all! Hope you're all doing well, happy pride month!

Red = Fried Red Pepper
Orange = Roasted Sweet Potato
Yellow = Boiled Sweetcorn
Green = Sautéed Spinach
Blue = Dried Blue Raisins
Indigo = Cubed Oven Roasted Aubergine
Violet = Onions

With some pasta and pasta sauce that would be a tasty Pride dinner for me... Yeah I am very hungry right now if you can't tell.

Anyway, hope you're all having a good day (:

Hope you all have some Pride love this month (:

Hope you all do well this month (:

And you are all wonderful (:

Just wanted to say something nice today (:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/happy-pride-month.1204056/

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israeli-soldiers-commit-massacre-against-palestinians-who-were-trying-to-collect-aid-at-a-site-run-by-the-israel-us-run-gaza-humanitarian-foundation.1203960/#post-140745738

Israel is modern nazi Germany. Starving the whole population and then luring them with aid just to mow them down is nazi shit, beyond disgusting. This is a holocaust with the full support of the west

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-bald-small-penis-jokes-still-a-thing.1203843/page-3#post-140744310

Recently I was just casually walking after work, and some driver in a van pulled up alongside me and he screamed (I am not exaggerating this btw)

YOU'RE BALD! YOU'RE FUCKING BALD YOU BALD PRICK! BAAALLDDD

And then he drove off. I was so surprised and saddened by it, especially since the day before I had some teenagers hover around me and pointing at the back of my head (I've got a small scar since I slipped and fell as a child, and it's fairly visible when my head is shaved). What gives?

[Jansen]

Doops IRL is approached by a huge 6'4 chad decked out in Harry Potter gear

Stranger "bro I heard youll fuck anybody up that loves Harry Potter"

Doops IRL."n..o NO way. I love JK Rowling!" 'proceeds to name everything they love about HP because they're a hypocrite'

[books]

Does wanting to punch Fat4all in the face if I ever see  him/her in real life a hate crime? If it is, I'm a hate crimer.

[Boredfrom]

Do you believe Hunter Schafer will be casted as Zelda?
Yes Votes: 29 16.7%
No Votes: 145 83.3%

A big reason why Nintendo wouldn’t want a trans actor as Zelda is just not wanting to “damage” the brand. They don’t want to have the Zelda character be associated with TransIssues (or that one of the most iconic female video game characters being actually a man  ).

Almost everyone at ERA understands this, even some of TransERA. So this is a insane exercise of magical thinking for the people that really want to make it happen, including whatever agency feed the false rumor.

[Venice]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-tired-of-the-transphobia-regarding-the-hunter-schafer-as-zelda-casting-announcement.1204014/

The whole Hunter Schafer as Zelda story is such blatant astroturfing, and these idiots are falling for it so easily.

The whole Hunter Schafer / Zelda drama is another good example of Era's hypocrisy and stupidity.

Era: Ban Twitter! Fuck Elon Musk! Stop supporting right-wing chuds! Posting Twitter links = transgenocide!

Also Era: 3 pages of pure anger in the link Averon posted, preceded by this 13 page, absolute rage fest thread:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rumor-hunter-schafer-eyed-to-play-princess-zelda-in-live-action-zelda-movie.1202184/

Based solely on an UNSUBSTANTIATED TWITTER POST from some rando, internet nobody (Daniel Richtman) who has far more misses than hits. Totally dumb forum. Desperate to ban Twitter but can't live without Twitter for a second. Gullible idiots believe any shit they read.

Edit: Top of the page Sydney Sweeney, and her big bouncy boobies, as Zelda:

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I love pride month.

All the normie LGBT members are busy being normal while the fringes on Era, Twitter, and Bluesky only become crazier.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/happy-pride-month.1204056/

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israeli-soldiers-commit-massacre-against-palestinians-who-were-trying-to-collect-aid-at-a-site-run-by-the-israel-us-run-gaza-humanitarian-foundation.1203960/#post-140745738

Israel is modern nazi Germany. Starving the whole population and then luring them with aid just to mow them down is nazi shit, beyond disgusting. This is a holocaust with the full support of the west

When did the Nazis offer anybody aid?

[Potato]

Mark of the Beast. Is britt secretly the antichrist finally coming into power?

They won't meet their goal and they will still be housed tomorrow begging for more money. Guaranteed.

[Potato]

AND IF YOU ACT NOW WE WILL CONSIDER GRANTING YOU THE PRESTIGIOUS ALLYSHIP TITLE

If we're "decolonising everything" Brit can start by fucking of back to the country that HER ancestors came from.

[benji]

Interesting how they rarely take the position that the proper right side of history stance is to call for the invasion and destruction of Israel. I guess just not voting and unsubscribing from GamePass are enough rather than actively taking action to end the Nazi regime. Punch Nazis unless they're actually in the middle of a Holocaust I guess.

[BananaBlast]

The Sydney Sweeney bathwater thread is an example of this stupid, dumb, retarded fucking leftoid mindset where you must congratulate and support women doing sex work or sexual pandering, but you cannot voice any possible enjoyment of it, you can't "objectify" the woman in question (which can be as simple as saying "gee, she's hot"), you're given the side eye for joking about it, and you cannot take any real stance besides "get dat bag guuuurrrrrrrl". A real catch 22 situation.

Appreciate the hustle.
Love how people who simp over anime girls and video game characters and spend hundreds of dollars on barely dressed statues try to high horse shit like this.

In a degeneracy contest between "buying figurines of sexy anime girls" and "buying what you believe to be a real woman's used bathwater" ....yeah I'm pretty sure fantasizing about the bacteria-ridden bathwater wins out by a pretty good margin, you fucking simp.

People mad at this existing should check their misogyny.

Sweeney is talented, gorgeous, aware of it, and using it to her advantage. Get that bag.

It's just soap. I'm side eyeing all the people in this thread who are upset about this.

People expose themselves way too easily when certain topics hit.

What gets me even more is that is how many do not even take a moment to understand that dr squath has been doing novelty soaps for a long time with many odd all themes.

The weird thing about these responses is ......no one in the thread is actually upset ....except for the users virtue signaling, simping, and browbeating everyone else for not spamming "get dat bag guuuurrrrrrrl". And the mods banning people who said "sydney sweeney is attractive" or "she's got big boobs".

So that is how actresses are rated in your mind? Really? Or maybe hey people are showing their inner chuds in this thread so hey let's say something really misogynistic and dumb

And yet again people not even knowing what the thread is about. It is a company that makes real soaps with novelty gimmicks . The only thing creepy is people in this thread exposing themselves.

Hopefully she follows belle delphines same content pipeline

Really?
I mean nothing against only fans type stuff but what a fucking disgusting thing to say.
Fucking hell this place is hypocritical as fuck.
Countless posts in here dismissing everything down to "some girl with big boobs" and now "I hope she does porn next.

And this is the result of faulty simp logic being short circuited by the waves of oversensitive male feminist logic. Now why would someone so adamant about voicing support for sex work lose their shit at someone lightheartedly suggesting they'd like to see Sydney open up an OF? Because there's no consistent logic. They have a malfunction and just switch to the most virtuous viewpoint next on its list.

This dude is one of many retarded fake as fuck two-faced simps who will stand behind whatever sexual affairs a woman may involve themselves in, but then also feign loud disgust the minute a man voices enjoyment of that same kind of work, or cracks a little joke about it.

[HaughtyFrank]

Yeah it's this weird progressive mindset. You absolutely should support sex work but don't you dare enjoy it

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

cum

[HaughtyFrank]

cum

Previously boys club rhetoric, now girls club rhetoric

[simiansmarts]

Ricardo Lopez would’ve loved Bjork’s bathwater if she sold it.

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-can-now-buy-sydney-sweeney%E2%80%99s-bath-water-sold-out.1201854/page-7#post-140660634

 User banned (permanent): Inflammatory sexist commentary, multiple prior bans for sexism and misogyny

Hopefully she follows belle delphines same content pipeline

Uh, sex work is real work.

Sex work is real work, until the confused leftoid simps and insecure feminists start treating it as a shameful, disgusting, self-degrading affair whenever a man states that they like it. 

They'll never say it of course, but their reactions and browbeating is all the same.

I mean, If belle delphine's line of sex work should be de-stigmatized and seen as empowerment, then why do they act like 1900's puritans whenever any man suggests they like it?

[DocWager]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-tired-of-the-transphobia-regarding-the-hunter-schafer-as-zelda-casting-announcement.1204014/

The whole Hunter Schafer as Zelda story is such blatant astroturfing, and these idiots are falling for it so easily.

The whole Hunter Schafer / Zelda drama is another good example of Era's hypocrisy and stupidity.

Era: Ban Twitter! Fuck Elon Musk! Stop supporting right-wing chuds! Posting Twitter links = transgenocide!

Also Era: 3 pages of pure anger in the link Averon posted, preceded by this 13 page, absolute rage fest thread:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rumor-hunter-schafer-eyed-to-play-princess-zelda-in-live-action-zelda-movie.1202184/

Based solely on an UNSUBSTANTIATED TWITTER POST from some rando, internet nobody (Daniel Richtman) who has far more misses than hits. Totally dumb forum. Desperate to ban Twitter but can't live without Twitter for a second. Gullible idiots believe any shit they read.

Edit: Top of the page Sydney Sweeney, and her big bouncy boobies, as Zelda:

Well, exsqueeeeeeeeeeeeze me, princess.