Conspiracy Theories

[Nintex]

The risk to the general public remains very low, the MoD said.

[who is ted danson?]

I think that island is where filler lives, I hope its not him

[who is ted danson?]

The island is clearly some kind of military situation monitoring station
And an important one

[filler]

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2754139-Kyle-Odom-Manifesto/


guy just got released

   

[who is ted danson?]

Remember the guy that tried to shoot trump. No the other other one. The one that had no online trail, no manifesto, no family, no friends. The one where they cancelled any and all investigation into him.

[filler]

the new conspiracy is ufos not being real 

[Nintex]

[TylenolJones]

[who is ted danson?]

Bring back this era of history 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratfor_email_leak

[benji]

That's from plaintiff's follow-up arguments for pseudonymity filed Saturday in Doe v. Trustees of Univ. of Pa. (E.D. Pa.). Judging by the address listed in the filings, as well as the rhetoric (e.g., "The Jews are a racial supremacist organization whose stated goal is to exterminate and enslave all non-Jews"), this seems to be the same John Doe who was denied pseudonymity in a case I wrote about in February, see No Pseudonymity for Man Suing Harvard Alleging Jews Aim "to Exterminate or Enslave All Non-Jews".

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

I still can't believe they used that shitty logitech controller I used to play PC games with years ago.

[who is ted danson?]

I still can't believe they used that shitty logitech controller I used to play PC games with years ago.

if only stockton knew about 8bitdo and hall effect sticks

[filler]

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1tiyrt3/pikachus_tails_ziggy_black_stripe_the_man_on_the/

Can you explain what I'm going through??

When I was 16 in 2011 a crystal needle implanted into my necks spine right after I uploaded my first YouTube video, it just appeared against my armpit & zoomed into me in piercing pain with my hand still on the mouse. I remember throwing up black goo that felt like razor blades in my stomach around that same time too. & In 2014 I was attacked by a direct energy weapon that blacked me out conscious, I hit the ground unable to see or move but still able to think & feel all while a searing hot ray beamed down on me burning my skin. Right before it shot me I saw the most scariest realistic cloud formations I've ever seen, a grey alien head to the left & a bloated fat clown demon to the right. That same year in 2014 at 19 YsO-

I got ZAPPED by a grey alien which caused me to experience Mandela Effects for the first time LIVE, changes right in front of my eyes. It happened at my first ever visit to a trailer park, my moms car even broke down unexplainably right before we could get to it like GOD was telling us not to go then she got a new car & when we finally went to the park some poltergeist shiz happened like rocks appearing in her cars floorboards that looked like bones & right when the sky turned twilight/dusk a barn owl flew in & made an obliterating electro noise & shapeshifted into a cloaked alien then zapped me which made me feel matrixed & like I got split down the middle & a parallel universe clone attached to my left half & replaced my right. It felt like the crystal needle that got implanted in my necks spine at 16 held a matrix inside it the alien zapped me into and like it wasn't my first time going inside a crystal matrix, like it happened at least 3 times before. After the zap life was like a poltergeist with everything glitching, the bibles commandments changed to the first not being "Thou Shall Not Kill" anymore with 2 getting replaced with the new first 2 & I saw my first blood moon & saw the K glitch into Chic-Fil-A & Pikachus ziggy black stripe glitch off his tail mid scutter into battle on TV even the Napoleon Dynamite Dance changed on TV. Ever since then I've been harassed by Mandela Effects (Reality Glitches / Time Hacks) changing my favorite things for the worst. But just recently in the past 4 years there's been people I've met who didn't even know what the Mandela Effect was & still remembered things the way I do then freaked out noticing Effects for the first time when I pointed them out to them, ones I already knew for years before, like people claiming they had family that grew bananas which always grew on trees with a lions tail at the bottom of each bunch, i changed their whole reality when I pointed out the effect. Most recently in 2024 an alien tried to zap me AGAIN but couldn't which made the moons craters change to no longer looking like a mans face throwing up in anguish nor if titled 33 degrees to the right an angel flying to the right & a man holding OUT the world to his right. Then in 2025 I felt my original right half of my body / realer self out of this matrix get murdered in stasis & his necks crystal scorched/branded which made me lose my soul feeling here. The alien pulled his IV out from his wrist & stabbed it in his heart & coincidentally I have an abduction scar on my wrist that was 2 lines forming an X & when I felt it happen one of the lines forming the X faded away so I no longer have an X on my wrist.

I think I need to make it to a Stargate or realize I myself am a Stargate to interdimensionally travel & shapeshift like that alien before my time runs out & my other X line fades away. I don't think I should be talking about this since i seem to either cause reality glitches for people when I do or just make myself look crazy since we all seem to be in our own little worlds thus don't actually know or see what's going on with each other. Instead I SHOULD be trying shifting to my dream reality where none of this bad stuff ever happened to me. I was really tranced under mind control when that all happened to me though.

Also There was even a whole Pokemon XY Episode that got erased along with a whole Pokemon the episode was about. The Episode got replaced with "Cave Of Mirrors: Reflection World" where Ash has to find his way back out of a Parallel Reality before the Sun Set! The original episode I remember was about meeting up with a Blonde German Accented Scientist with Glasses at his Woodland Mountainous Laboratory who was studying Pokemon from another Dimension that looked like they were Chibi Defense Form Deoxys Recolored. The Scientist made a machine so he could study them safely without them morphing reality & to try to send them back to their own dimension then Team Rocket stole it & the Pokemon were so smart they somehow reversed the machines effect & made reality start morphing like their dimension! It was the scariest thing I've ever seen on a kids show, Ash & Pikachu were barely able to shut the machine off while reality was getting OBLITERATED & the Alien Pokemon were wriggling their tentacles about.

[benji]

https://x.com/newstart_2024/status/1993409702206882293

The people in the replies got farther than I did before they got the claims they noped out from, I knew it was a crank the instant he said wisdom teeth removal was started in the last 15 years.

It's kind of funny that he's decided 95% were unnecessary because dentistry is more baffled by why they even still exist in our mouths.

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I'm one of the slightly more evolved humans who only had three of them.

[Potato]

One man's deformity is another man's evolution...I guess.