Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[EaldNarche]

So it's around 270K outside at night, nice and chilly. It's been snowing heavily outside (if you live in a place where it doesn't snow, just roll with it or assume the Hecatoncheires flew by on their chariot during their day off and had a bad case of eating too much hot spicy chilli and caused it) and either yourself or one of your neighbours (I don't know how whimsy you are) has made a snow person, whether a Snowman, snowwoman, Snow dog, Snow cat, snow devil etc etc etc etc.

During the night when you're passing the window, just as midnight rings, you notice something outside, the Snow person sparkling in multicolour light and then begin to move and look around; noticing you through the window. They tip their hat and bow at you in gracious way to say hello.

What do you do?

I blow them a kiss