TechnoTalk: Time to Tech

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With this product Apple literally said: "Fuck poor people"

The ultimate wearable computer to block out all the poors on your flight, make 3D videos of your travels, have corpo boardroom meetings with a generated avatar of yourself while you're toobin' to another tab and experience all your streaming services just by yourself in an exclusive virtual theatre. 

In fact you won't even have to look people in the eye as you interact with them, you can just 'pretend' to look at your kids while the babysitter tries to explain why daddy looks like a lobotomized robocop to your crying kids. 

All this for just $3499

Even if they only sell 1 million of these, they'll walk away with $4 billion

Apple knows the boomers don't want VR goggles, they want S P A T I A L  C O M P U T E R S

A million is highly optimistic, even for the moronic Apple dick suckers who swear that Apple Maps is "good now" and happily plonked down their cash for overpriced trash like the HomePod. This shit is stupid and the category it's trying to conquer is dead.