Random Talk

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I'm workshopping dating profiles with Grok.
It rated my first attempt a 8/10. Why did I never consider to use my sense of humor and sales and marketing skills for this before.

I'm now trying to be subtle in explaining in the bio that I'm open to a woman with a bit more weight, if that originates from her build and not eating too many cakes.
This is pretty fun actually.

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Still I can't believe it took me this long to find out my type. I've fancied slim and tall, a bit older, a bit younger, shorter and some even curvier but also gave the cold shoulder to some other girls and I could never figure out why. I never realized before it was the red/orange hair that sealed the deal for me. Friend of mine reminded me of a friend of his I liked 15 years ago with the same name as this one, I look up her picture and sure enough a redhead. Basically all the female characters I created from femshep to Cyberpunk 2077, redheads. Why do I like Arrival, is it the 'story', no it's Amy Adams, same reason I watched Sharp Objects. Why do I like Boardwalk Empire and Trainspotting? Kelly Macdonald. What is the scene I think about first when I think about Interstellar, the docking scene? The lift-off? No, the "Eureka" scene with Jessica Chastain. Why do I know their names so well? Figures.

Whenever I enjoy something entirely mid like The First Descendant, overrate something or even desperately attempt to like it like Perfect Dark Zero, there is always a redhead involved. And here I was again overthinking things for years, driving a red car, eating every and any type of strawberry/red colored food trying to figure out what connected the girls I was attracted to. Hell, the reason Nintendo is my favorite gaming company, is probably just based on the fact that they are red and that also explains why I have 50-something Switch games and just about 6 Wii U games when they briefly dropped the red color scheme entirely.