“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[DavidCroquet]

I can stop jacking off to the idea of melissa mcarthy and ryan reynolds going at it, bless the nines.

I watched this movie because of this post, and now I am in the same situation.

but also wtf is this movie? its bad in such a unique way. Never seen anything like it.

It's basically an exercise in his god complex tbh.

I love it.

 
Sure, but like…what is melissa mccarthy (occasionally as herself) doing here? She’s not a 9, but also clearly not just a human. is she a well-connected sloth or something? What’s up with elle fanning’s character?

I’m not actually looking for answers here. Just sort of enjoying how much it has a “Bro…what if the world is a giant pizza???” quality to it.