Sports balls

[benji]

@ChuckBeans61
1 day ago
Imagine you are a member of the Vikings. Purple and gold confetti falls down all around you. You've finally done it. You've won the Superbowl. Sam Darnold is hoisted up by the cheerleaders. Jonathan Greenard is pointing to his ring finger in celebration. Stages are being wheeled out. You are embracing your wife and children as you stand victorious over The Dallas Cowboys. But wait, the Cowboys are terrible this year, and they are in the same conference so they wouldn't play the Vikings in the Superbowl. You vaguely remember suiting up for week 18, and Penei Sewell reporting as eligible, but what happened at the end of that game? What happened on the play he reported as eligible. You suddenly realize that play is actually happening now, as Penei Sewell catches a 60 yard touchdown pass from Amon-Ra St. Brown. It was just a trick by the Lions. You didn't win the Superbowl. You didn't embrace your wife. You don't even have children. You're just another victim of the sick mind games Dan Campbell likes to play.