“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Polident]

Red One

Watched about 15 minutes and fell asleep. Would recommend for those purposes.

Update:

This worked two more times, with a diluted effect. Unfortunately, I ended up finishing it last night. The entire movie is one repeated gag. Chris Evans quipping “Santa’s brother? What the what??” and The Rock responding “Krampus. He’s a code black anti-jolly terrorist.” It’s very boring. Think the pitch was Men in Black with holiday gimmicks.