Kulturkampf

[Uncle]

I picture zuck himself sitting on a throne dictating these things like "and now, no tampons in the men's restroom!"

"yes, my liege...as you say..."

and he blinks and he's like "...so I can just do that? and the world isn't ending?"

"yes sir, it would appear so"

so he starts looking around like "jesus there's a lot of shit that just sort of happened around me and I thought I had to just let it happen, what else can I change? uh, no trans theme in the messenger app?"

"as ordered, sir"

"wow now we're cooking"