United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Polident]

Killing time in a park and a (I suspect) uighur lady who maybe wasn’t all there comes up and thanked me for Trump. She requested that I personally ask Trump to stop China, like he stopped Israel. I might be on the hook for this. Although I engaged in some stolen valor because I didn’t have the heart to admit I didn’t vote for him.

Nintex, get me a direct line to Trump.