United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Besticus Maximus]

What kind of silly country bans alcohol for 11 years and only walks back on it when it causes a depression so bad that bankers jump out of windows 

There's an entire state full of of people who wanted to marry 3 cousins and refused to drink coffee for fucks sake, and they took it off of some cool warrior fellas too. Cunts.