International Politics

[Nintex]

Here is a message from beyond the iron curtain. 

I don't know how long my cover will hold. Every day the walls are closing in further. Politicians are calling for a ban on X. They are forcing us to drink from paper straws which are now known to contain chemicals harmful for humans. I've ordered 1000s of plastic straws from China that hopefully won't be confiscated by the marxists.

Resist my friends