United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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What the heck is going on

Moment starts at 5:11.

Once time, as a young man, maybe 19-20 year old, I went into the bathroom at a restaurant.

As I was washing my hands, a woman and her daughter came in. She smiled at me very casually and normally, and I smile back and say "oh uh, I think you guys are in the wrong bathroom! But it's empty anyway when I leave so its probably ok."

The mom just said "ok thanks!" 👍

Then when I walked out of the bathroom, I checked the door and it indeed was the women's bathroom! 

Anyway, I'm posting this story to say that if Nancy Mace prevails I will have no choice but to kill myself.

I was waiting at a car dealership and I really had to take a shit badly.

So I went to the bathroom but for men it was just a urinal.

I went into the womens bathroom and took a tremendous dump and while it flushed and everything there was nothing around to deal with the smell and this was well cooked.

When I got out I could see everyone trying to contemplate what had happened. 

It was obvious I had been in too long for number 2 but the regulars knew that there was only a urinal.

So the guy waiting outside for me to finish casually backed away from the bathroom door uncertain if I had taken a shit in the urinal.