United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

This may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on the bire dot gov

Just realised I quoted the wrong tweet. Should have been this one

Edit: You could also be a man and not use a straw at all.