United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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Is it bad that I just think the stuff with canada is funny? Trump said he spoke to "Govenor Trudeau" and everyone on era is freaking out. :v

It's not bad at all, it's freaking hilarious.

He just sits in that office, signing executive orders that are distilled in a lab to rile up the libs.
The cast comes and goes as the press yells questions at him. 

"Sir, are you going to save the panda bears?"

"NO FUCK THE PANDA BEARS"

"Mr. President this executive order demands all media companies to remove trigger warnings from their content, especially when it contains warnings about racism or sexism"

"Wow, that's an interesting one" *scribble scribble scribble*