Random Talk

[Nintex]

I've cooked up some new bio lines and tried getting feedback on them. I'm surprised that the women all picked out the most... well blatant innuendo.
The one they like best is: "My phone and balls are always🔋". Mostly because it comes after the line that I'm a Direct and sarcastic COO. It confirms that and it shows I have, well balls.
I thought it was too much but they like it. All in all I'm just still too much of a nice guy, I need to act like the bigger asshole I actually am and just throw out all the filters. 
 
Everytime I do that, the quality of the matches improves and they get more excited. 
Who knows hotel manager and me could've been together right now if I had told her: "Sorry for your loss. Do you think we'll be sober in time for the funeral?" like I originally planned.