“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Polident]

I finally watched Passion of the Christ and I was very distracted by the Satan in the movie.

Like...he/she is lurkin' around being like "hee hee...yessss Jesus is getting fucked up, yesss...I am SO eeeevill yesss"

and then Jesus dies and satan is like "aw fuck, that's actually the worst thing that could've happened!!"

Christians can correct me here, but Satan acts believing they’re manipulating and corrupting events and people around them. See the demonic baby and children. But ultimately, unintentionally, acted as a pawn in God’s plan. 

To use another religious movie as reference, it’s like when Neo lets himself get beaten by Smith in Matrix 3 because it’s the will of the machine gods. And in Passion of the Christ 2, Jesus becomes a video game developer and tries jumping off a building after winning GOTY at the Game Awards.