Random Talk

[HardcoreRetro]

I was at dinner with a mixed group and these two guys were like "would you suck another dude off for a million dollars?" to each other...and these were young guys, easily 15 years younger than me. 
As they hemmed and hawed I broke in and said "yes, with zero hesitation...I mean, it's a million dollars guys, it's not even that much work! I'd do it for 500 thousand. Honestly I'd do it for 5000. Might even consider it for 500."
Since they were young, I expected them to agree or at least be amused--even though I was being entirely truthful--and I was shocked by how uncomfortable they got. Like, I felt genuinely judged. Fuck me for trying to connect with the youths, am I right?

Would've been the point where I'd double down. Start winking at them. Make a kissy face.