“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Potato]

Turner and Hooch does not hold up.

🥺

You just pissed on my childhood. What's next? You're going to tell me Short Circuit isn't good either?

Sorry! 

I had never seen it before, and it seemed like a safe bet for my wife, who loves all dogs (including me). It is not a bad movie, just typical '80s smarm. Apparently at the time it was the most ever paid for a screenplay, and it doesn't feel like anything other than a paint-by-numbers comedy.

Nailed it.