“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Potato]

Kids are making me watch The Little Mermaid remake.

Damn, this is some bad shit.

A ship that hits a floating rock, rescued dude doesn't breathe for hours and suddenly coughs up water...I know it's a kids movie, but fuck this is dumb. Songs suck too.

Edit: Do you think they thought through the implications of a brown man having a daughter of every colour?