Kulturkampf

[DavidCroquet]

Real things that definitely happened

"A little girl misgendered me"
Ok, I get it.
"Her mom panicked immediately and started to make explanations to avoid an incident"
Believable.
"I told the girl I was a girl, and told her mom it was ok"
Sounds fine.
"And then I told the little girl there were only 2 genders: male, and female. I pointed at her brother, and said 'do you know what that is?'. The girl said 'my brother' and I corrected her gently: I said 'that's a MAN baby!'. Genesis 1:27 states 'So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.' Any who seeks to tell you otherwise is a deceiver and a liar, so do not be seduced by their sinful words. After I said this, the mother seemed so relieved, she deflated, she relaxed...I could sense her moistening with newly awakened lesbian urges, however I did not take advantage of this opportunity: after a night with me, she would never be the same again. Anyway the point is, this is how you talk to kids about gender: you don't!" 
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