Random Talk

[DavidCroquet]

I'm watching the david spade conan needs a friend podcast and they're talking about random shit like norm dying.

I just had a flashback to getting some food for a homeless guy and we sat and mcdonalds and I was listening to his story (I don't remember a bit of it) and we walk out, and he's like "alright dude you gotta go that way, I'm going this way".

While we're exchanging homeless dude stories...

Once in my 20s when I was at my brokest, my piece of shit car broke down right near a gas station, but still in the middle of the road. I was outside my car trying to figure out what to do when a scraggledy gentleman walked up and was like "hey, let me help you push it into the parking lot". 

After we pushed it, I was like "damn, thanks dude, I wish I could give you some money, but I literally have zero dollars", and he was like "nah, forget that. Take my money and buy me 3 four lokos in there...that sand n-word at the counter won't let me inside". And  I was like "...ok!" And the guy hands me fistfuls of mixed change.

So I walk into the gas station, and the guy at the counter (who is wearing a turban) looks up at me for a second, and he was like "hey man, did that guy outside bother you? I wish he'd get the hell away from here" And I was like "...no..." and then proceeded to pick 3 four lokos at random and pay entirely in dirty, loose change.

That's the whole story.