Random Talk

[Polident]

Fun day so far. Raced with a biker chick on the highway on my way to work. she had good moves and a great butt. Eventually I had to slow down for a fucking boomer.

Speaking of chud racing. Had to kill an hour while a stamp was being made. Went to look at the Switch 2 again. Short line. Nice lady offers to play split screen Mario Kart. Her vs me vs two actual children. First sign of autism was whispering “30 fps?” to myself. Second was absolutely annihilating them. Not even close. The young lady actually seemed like a nerd who was trying to win and ended up 2nd. “I’ll beat you at Mario Kart   “ Not on my watch.

The kids, I assume, will be the Indiana Jones to my unnamed guy with fedora. Where in the future they’re the weird asshole showing no mercy at a child’s video game.