06-20-2025, 09:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2025, 09:13 PM by DavidCroquet.)
"Hey babe, don't start the recording yet...I need to hookup the pickle mic for this one."
What do you mean 'what pickle mic?'...the fucking giant pickle mic. The big turgid green one! It's completely absurd and embarrassing to use, you've seen it--fuck it, I'll get it myself!"
*storms off, noisily rummaging through a box filled closet of extremely expensive and rarely used novelty streaming equipment*
*comes back 3 hours later*
"...phew, fuck. Ok, THIS is the pickle mic, god. Oh you recognize it now, of course, bully for you. *sarcastic clapping* Thanks for nothing. Just hit record."
*brusquely straightens out rumpled clothes, in a hasty effort to appear at-ease. The clothes self-rumple immediately after he stops fussing with them. Recording light comes on*
"Hey everybody this is Ethan Klein with my pickle mic and my big ol head is comin to get you!!!"
What do you mean 'what pickle mic?'...the fucking giant pickle mic. The big turgid green one! It's completely absurd and embarrassing to use, you've seen it--fuck it, I'll get it myself!"
*storms off, noisily rummaging through a box filled closet of extremely expensive and rarely used novelty streaming equipment*
*comes back 3 hours later*
"...phew, fuck. Ok, THIS is the pickle mic, god. Oh you recognize it now, of course, bully for you. *sarcastic clapping* Thanks for nothing. Just hit record."
*brusquely straightens out rumpled clothes, in a hasty effort to appear at-ease. The clothes self-rumple immediately after he stops fussing with them. Recording light comes on*
"Hey everybody this is Ethan Klein with my pickle mic and my big ol head is comin to get you!!!"
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