Trump is probably coming to my town. And because of the NATO summit all the escorts are booked. So I decided to joke around on my Bumble profile.
NATO has claimed all escorts, open to Russian snipers, Chinese hackers and Carrie from Homeland.
Instant like
Her profile reads: "Looking for a voice of reason"
Women
Update: 2nd like
Looking for kindness.
NATO has claimed all escorts, open to Russian snipers, Chinese hackers and Carrie from Homeland.
Instant like
Her profile reads: "Looking for a voice of reason"
Women

Update: 2nd like
Looking for kindness.