07-03-2025, 11:28 PM
New match today, date set for tommorow.
24F, HR intern. Liked me because my name means warrior.
"I don't want to endlessly chat" *20 texts/s*
She is a lot of fun fellas.
Thinks my town is very far way (30 minute drive), so I'll go to hers. We'll meet at the station and hang out. Surprised I was cool like that. Because most guys start asking about safety and whatnot (gaaaay). She likes psychological thrillers and desserts, hates cheese same as me.
I played the chat quite well.
"Are you open to date IRL?"
"What the hell kind of question is that, isn't that what the app is for"
"damn you're good"
She came up with the idea for me to buy the Tommy Shelby hat.
Total mess too, she got dumped yesterday after 3 months. Send me a screenshot of all the gifs she send to the guy that dumped her.
Unless she bails I'll be her revenge/rebound/curiousity.
Commitment, girl you won't even come to my town you have no intention to commit but I'll happily walk into your trap.
I've deployed a new tactic on the profile, resentment. One line just lists a bunch of 30+ and 40+ women like Jenn Connelly, Vanessa Kirby with the closing message that women age like fine wine. Also deleted some pictures on the basis of less is more. In general I get the function of the app now, it's just to get their number. Halfway through the conversation you take them to whatsapp with some comment that you think the app is gay or whatever. They want to continue their brainfart, so they quickly drop their number if they want to date. With that they know you are legit, they see your Whatsapp picture (oh, he really looks like that) and it's off to the races. But alas as easy as this one is, it's all about personality not looks but she won't date short kings despite being 5"4 herself. Luckily for her Nintex likes to talk down on people. "Did you know that in Iran they call short people sneaky because their legs are half in the ground?"
24F, HR intern. Liked me because my name means warrior.
"I don't want to endlessly chat" *20 texts/s*
She is a lot of fun fellas.
Thinks my town is very far way (30 minute drive), so I'll go to hers. We'll meet at the station and hang out. Surprised I was cool like that. Because most guys start asking about safety and whatnot (gaaaay). She likes psychological thrillers and desserts, hates cheese same as me.
I played the chat quite well.
"Are you open to date IRL?"
"What the hell kind of question is that, isn't that what the app is for"
"damn you're good"
She came up with the idea for me to buy the Tommy Shelby hat.
Total mess too, she got dumped yesterday after 3 months. Send me a screenshot of all the gifs she send to the guy that dumped her.
Unless she bails I'll be her revenge/rebound/curiousity.
Commitment, girl you won't even come to my town you have no intention to commit but I'll happily walk into your trap.
I've deployed a new tactic on the profile, resentment. One line just lists a bunch of 30+ and 40+ women like Jenn Connelly, Vanessa Kirby with the closing message that women age like fine wine. Also deleted some pictures on the basis of less is more. In general I get the function of the app now, it's just to get their number. Halfway through the conversation you take them to whatsapp with some comment that you think the app is gay or whatever. They want to continue their brainfart, so they quickly drop their number if they want to date. With that they know you are legit, they see your Whatsapp picture (oh, he really looks like that) and it's off to the races. But alas as easy as this one is, it's all about personality not looks but she won't date short kings despite being 5"4 herself. Luckily for her Nintex likes to talk down on people. "Did you know that in Iran they call short people sneaky because their legs are half in the ground?"