“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Polident]

if potatoe hates its must be top tier

There's nothing overly wrong with it as a story. It's just a really poorly made film.

This review is pretty accurate...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/culture/article/20250708-superman-review

From what I’ve seen, there’s a divide between American and non- critics. Non-Americans reviews are “wow this is stupid bullshit for bedwetters”. And the American reviews say the same, but it’s a plus. Because many Americans view the world through fictional media for children.