“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Potato]

Do we need to bring back the capeshit thread? 

KEEP IN MIND I AIN'T SEEN THIS SHIT YET, SO WILL WALK BACK ANY AND ALL TAKES IF NECESSARY

There's nothing overly wrong with it as a story. It's just a really poorly made film.

This review is pretty accurate...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/culture/article/20250708-superman-review

That review makes it sound great! 

transplanted from the shitbin:

Did we read the same review?

This is the paragraph that sums up my feelings:

But Superman rushes through its outlandish concepts and whiplashing plot developments too quickly for them to have any impact. Skyscrapers collapse, monsters stomp through Metropolis, and people zip into different universes, but Gunn is in too much of a hurry to instil these momentous events with any of the wonder of 1978's Superman: The Movie – however often he drops in John Williams' classic fanfare – so none of them seems to matter. The video game-style visual effects add to the sense that nothing on screen has any consequences. The evocative tagline of Superman: The Movie was, "You'll believe a man can fly." Almost 50 years later, the tagline of the glib and flimsy Superman could be, "You won't believe any of it."