“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Besticus Maximus]

I can't recall a time where I was ever more bored than I was while watching Fantastic Four.  People are apparently liking it and yet I was mentally debating midway through it whether or not to just cut my losses and leave the theater.

These movies are not there to be liked, they are there to separate the right side of history from the baddies, somehow.