The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Propagandhim]

 Oh you!

Melody is so goddamned stupid, it's unbelievable. Whats the first thing you do when you're low on money? Check your subscriptions and cancel them unless they're really, really important. 

This is the second or third time this has happened making it even more stupid

The Doordash DashPass is a great deal it almost pays for itself, so I can't give that up.  Do you want me to starve?    Okay Handsmaid Tale is only on Hulu, so I'm gonna need that.  Netflix is where all the snyder cuts come out on so you know ya girl needs as many snyder cuts as she can get.  If I unsub from my favorite streamers then they won't talk to me anymore and I'll have 0 friends, so I need that.  Oh, and all those Twitch emotes I get work with Discord Nitro, I need that.  I need Amazon Prime because we live in a capitalist hellscape that I have no choice but to participate in lest I come to the realization that I have volitional free will and all my own decisions have lead me to this point, plus Amazon Video has all the WWE retrospective docs.  Eddie Guerrero's story was the saddest shit I've ever seen - a true man that spoke out for trans rights in his Hell in the Cell 2003 match.  Xbox Live because FUCK Microsoft for firing the Hi-Fi Rush devs and putting it on Xbox Live, where I memorialize those poor physics programmers having to get a job elsewhere in this capitalist hellscape and are probably doing unbearable crunchtime.  I wrote a tweet about their plight while I was begging people for $4.00 for Pizza Hut, and had to subscribe to Twitter Premium (then hide my checkmark)  so other people would see my post first.