The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[simiansmarts]

It's okay my love, you know I love you and would do anything for you.  You know you're the love of my life, my sweet.  Hold on, hold on, i'm gonna listen to what you're saying after I finish this tweet about cruising around Las Vegas looking for a strangers cock to suck.

 
I know the skinwalker comparison is a trope but the way these AGP dudes talk to each other reads like aliens trying to approximate what humans in relationships sound like. They’re trying way too hard.