09-14-2025, 10:28 PM
New unlimited econonic growth glitch:
- USA announces official new mascot platformer game called Donald
- All citizens MUST buy at least one copy, and at least one battle pass per year for it
- Donald will be vibecoded on STARGATE 2.0, a $10 trillion dollar data centre
- Meta, Oracle, Openai, anthropic and Microsoft all involved
- Donald has it's own crypto and NFT collection
- If you don't buy Donald, you get ICEd
- Profit

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