Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[who is ted danson?]

New unlimited econonic growth glitch:

1. USA announces official new mascot platformer game called Donald
   
2. All citizens MUST buy at least one copy, and at least one battle pass per year for it
   
3. Donald will be vibecoded on STARGATE 2.0, a $10 trillion dollar data centre 
   
4. Meta, Oracle, Openai, anthropic and Microsoft all involved
   
5. Donald has it's own crypto and NFT collection 
   
6. If you don't buy Donald, you get ICEd
   
7. Profit