United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Eric Cartman]

As someone with no skin in the game, I hope Trump is elected President while serving time so fucking much. 

"Welcome Ambassadors, always good to see you.
I see you've already met White Power Bill, our head of security, may I introduce you to Ruis, the First Bitch? Be nice to our guests Ruis or I'll trade you back to the cartel for a pack of smokes.
First of all, let me offer you the traditional gift of a commissary ramen pot, and to follow I'd like to invite you through to the Dining Bunk where we will have a delightfully vintage bouquet toilet wine, and a very talented local comedian named 8-ball will tell us about snitch ass niggas and how bitches always be starting shit before we get down to the formal diplomacy"