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[Polident]

Maybe funniest moment is Bane telling Bruce how Venom makes you more jacked and epic and shit. But Bruce in the Absolute Universe is 6-9 and 421 pounds of pure muscle already. (Plus he inexplicably knows all the martial arts he does in the normal universe.) How much more jacked is he supposed to get? Also, Bane is somehow BIGGER than this?!? Diana is also giant in this universe, not just TALL like normal Diana. So is Ra's who is also epic jacked and probably should consider getting on Venom if he isn't since in this universe it makes you know and remember everything you read. Kal-El might be more normal sized depending on the issue.

I’ve only read Absolute Batman and it’s definitely like the directive is “TO THE MAX!”

As you said, Batman is a brick shit house. Bane still towers over him without venom. With venom he’s probably approaching 20ft tall and 2000lb.

Last issue I read was Alfred 

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fantasizing about how Bane would cut off Batman’s arms and shatter his skull to become Spawn or something. It is all so over the top.