“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Eric Cartman]

Burn After Reading: Many moons ago this girl at college told me this was the most amazing thing ever. For some reason I've never forgotten this recommendation, perhaps because she was kind of crazy. It was okay I guess. The part with JK Simmons that's kind of a meme is more entertaining than a lot of the rest.

The reveal of what George Clooney built in his basement had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe - its probably my second favorite coen brothers bit (the first is the "Would that it were so simple" scene from Hail Caesar).
Brad Pitt in a cupboard is up there with Sam Jacksons "We're gonna pull together" speech from Deep Blue Sea too imo, IYKYK