Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

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In other news, a new tekken 8 character was unveiled.

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Admittedly, the character is really stupid. She's supposed to be the reincarnation of True Ogre, a giant aztec demon monster from space.... but turned out to be a generic cutesy waifu. And has a goofy fighting style that involves lots of magical blue energy bullshit. Everything about her represents the huge tonal shift Tekken has taken. It was once a series about grounded martial arts. Sure, it had a demon or a boxing dinosaur here or there, but it was mostly still grounded. Now it's fully embraced high fantasy anime nonsense.

Ree, however, is more upset that she has big boobs. And isn't black enough. And poledances.

I'm sorry what the hell are those breasts

I always thought what ogre was missing was boobs and pole dancing.

I wasn't expecting horny ogre. She looks fun but that character design is like everything stupid in fighting games. Bathing suit, confused skintone, empowered infantilization...just messy.

Wtf does "Confused skintone" mean? "Empowered infantalization"?
 

You hear that? That's any hope I had for this character flying out the window as soon as I saw that terrible alt and the stripper pole.

Bamco must've realised they hadn't made a dumb fuck decision in the last 5 minutes and turned a primordial Aztec weapon of destruction into a poledancing teenager with huge boobs.

Good job guys 👏

I want to like this character, but she looks like a fucking Real Doll. I don't know what they claimed to have done to rework her design at all, but it feels like they didn't do fucking anything. lol

Kinda strange to immediately start thinking about a "real doll", let alone even knowing what that is.

They turned the gooner slider to fucking 11, jesus.

The way that whole trailer was shot... shameless. Complete with the bend down point blank into the camera so her tits can sway for maximum jork.

I wish she was just a reborn male ogre with ball jiggle physics on his thong.

Looks like there's quite a lot of backlash on social media bout Miary Zo being paler than her concept art.........good.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappachino/s/lkHA3rUvG6
That will trigger the Rees