“Every day, I come by your house and I pick you up.

[Eric Cartman]

Watched Freddy Got Fingered for a little stay-at-home date night with the missus.

I wanted to be all edgy and bloviate about how it's a good movie, actually

I watched Clerks again.

I know Kevin Smith went on to have like...a whole giant career after this, but I always think that Clerks is not only his best movie, but also his only good movie. 

Dogma is good, actually

If you like actual fucking shit films that are meta-hilarious due to the fact that some exec actually fucking funded them (Freddy got Fingered), then Tusk is also amazing I guess?