"Sir the Dilbert guy is dying he needs medicine"
"WHO?"
"The Dilbert guy?"
"Colbert he's so bad so bad we got rid of him so fast you..."
"No sir the DILBERT guy. I think his name is... Scott, Scott Adams. He's a big fan of yours. He has prostate cancer"
"oh I guess we gonna help him huh"
"Thank you Mr. President"
"Send him a card"
"A card sir?"
"Scott I hope you recover from your horrible disease. I remember running into you a while ago. I told you to just let it rip. Keep up the good fight. Not all of us can be as healthy as President Trump. I've asked FEMA to supply you with a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Good luck Scott!"
"WHO?"
"The Dilbert guy?"
"Colbert he's so bad so bad we got rid of him so fast you..."
"No sir the DILBERT guy. I think his name is... Scott, Scott Adams. He's a big fan of yours. He has prostate cancer"
"oh I guess we gonna help him huh"
"Thank you Mr. President"
"Send him a card"
"A card sir?"
"Scott I hope you recover from your horrible disease. I remember running into you a while ago. I told you to just let it rip. Keep up the good fight. Not all of us can be as healthy as President Trump. I've asked FEMA to supply you with a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Good luck Scott!"
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