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[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I dunno, I haven't eaten "regular" pizza in well over a decade cuz i'm a filthy vegan.  I likea da animals more than i lika da pizza.  I do like how he used the word "disrespectful" to denote a food he enjoys.  I'm gonna use that.

would you enjoy a lovely cheese pizza if you got to milk the cow yourself and you were absolutely sure that milking her was granting her relief from having an overfilled udder and she nuzzled you gratefully with her snout and then visibly frolicked afterward

Maybe.  I never liked milk but if this is in service of making cheese I wouldn't know how to make it for the pizza what am I Mr Mozzarella ova here?  I'd eat it if someone else did it

Would you eat a leg of lamb if a cute little lamb came up to you and said "Please Mr Propagandhim, I identify as an amputee. Please, remove one of my delicious legs."?