Random Talk

[Polident]

Had my AirPods in listening to some YouTube video and it auto plays the next. Too lazy to go grab my phone. It’s a video about Ronnie Coleman eating. There’s a text to voice commentary reading articles with direct quotes from Ronnie in the most British pomp documentary voice.

Sitting there listening and it’s just “Ronnie would make cheesy grits. He didn’t measure the water. After microwaving the grits, he adds a Kraft cheese slice to create a vortex of flavor and carbohydrates. Delicious grits. You have to eat consistently. Yeah buddy slather on the masterpiece bbq sauce now we cookin. Ronnie’s genetics allow him to have limitless masterpiece bbq. Most would die. But not Ronnie.”

This is just 98% of YouTube now.