United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Nintex]

Jeffrey Epstein effectively ran the United States texting representatives in real time
Globally he blackmailed the elite with what they had done at his wild sex parties
Steve Bannon and all the others trying to take down foreign governments were in cahoots with Epstein
Friends of Trump pleaded with Epstein to ask Obama to talk some sense into him
Donald Trump (45th + 47th) gave head to Bill Clinton (42nd)
Trump was partying with Bannon and Epstein even after he was indicted
Trump is under siege from his most loyal GOP acolytes to release the Epstein files 
MTG might very well be the one to take down Trump

 this is so fantastical.