Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Snoopy]

To be fair this food stamp thing sounds like a proper communist/nanny state nightmare. I don't see why those in receipt of benefits shouldn't be paid in cash. It should be up to Mr.Poop to decide if he wants to spend his benefits on tampons and grocery bags not the state.

Allow me to explain just because it's what I do, Dr. Nothing Loud is not on "welfare" or "benefits" as might typically be understood or that someone like Melody Shreds might pursue. But you're allowed to go on SNAP just temporarily like with unemployment benefits (which he likely has been getting as well since he lost his lone post-PhD job after May) under which you're given a debit card that can be used on literally 95% of food in the grocery store. Everyone else understands this and has for some time but he apparently thought food stamps could buy his tampons and more VR systems.

He will almost certainly never get on the other kind as long as he has a house in his name that's currently listed at an expected market price above $800K. This white supremacist capitalist hellworld unfortunately still has some fascist standards in place on its welfare benefits.

The one thing preventing him from pursuing the loophole, disability, is despite constantly writing for years about all his made-up disabilities he's still stuck in his delusion that some company is going to pay him seven figures to be a DATA SCIENTIST now that he has a PhD. He has posts describing this as the greatest achievement in his family's entire history because the rest are all lowlife failures like Latinx always are and he alone has triumphed over this destiny with his personal greatness.

If Jeff Bezos can spend his government assistance checks on yachts then it seems only fair that Mr.Poop be allowed to buy tampons.