The thread where everyone in it hates streamers sponsored by DavidCroquet

[DavidCroquet]

Ok, so first thing, I was gonna post "oh yeah, they're definitely fucking". 

But then I thought "David, that is deranged. Why is that your first thought?"

And then I thought "Well, because I used to have insane arguments like this with my exes ALL THE TIME. And we were for sure fucking...it was like the only non-argument thing we did."

And then I thought "You were a manchild pissbaby back then, and those girls were also unhinged. it's not a reasonable assumption to make of a random pair of people you don't know".

And THEN I went to Livestreamfail to see what the true experts think!

Girl that goes by the name Lauren DeLaguna online. She used to date Martin Skreli the pharma bro. She went to law school and was having a really hard time passing the Bar's trust and fitness review to become a lawyer. She did eventually become a lawyer.

She entered Destiny's orbit about 2 years ago when she was debating for some stupid MAGA shit. Her and Destiny started hooking up. She ingratiated herself with a bunch of Destiny's friends/orbiters (including Pxie), then started talking some crazy shit to other girls she thought Destiny was pursuing, driving them away. She tried to get Destiny to date her, and Destiny said no.

Sometimes my instincts astonish even myself.